Palm Beach Ops Brief // Barrier Island // Unauthorized Earthworks
Sandwedge Mar-A-Lago
Operation Let The Water Feature Happen
“If the club wants waterfront prestige, let’s commit to the bit. Cut a canal from the Atlantic, give the ballroom a tidal relationship with reality, and let the press office workshop synonyms for 'flooded.'”
The Atlantic is on the east, Lake Worth Lagoon is on the west, and the ballroom is on the wrong side of a very stupid idea.
This is a parody map of Palm Beach, not survey data.
Objective: Cut a connected canal from the Atlantic into the resort until the ballroom floods.
Choose a club and click to excavate new water.
Satire / Fiction: This is parody about wealth, weather, and denial. No real-world guidance, no targeting, just pixels and deserved mockery.